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By that, he meant a miniature pianist, because obviously his piano is smaller than normal and a normal-sized pianist could not play it. He asked for a pianist that could play his piano for him. Maybe he thought he was asking for a miniature pianist, but he didn't use those exact words. It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion in the ocean, so to speak. It sucks in all sorts of interesting ways. This actually bothers me almost as much as that other stuff.Īnyway, there are so many things wrong with this comic in so many very different ways. So if he asked for anything larger than 2-3 inches, the little fellow would not be able to play the piano, and if he were 2-3 inches or less that girl at the end would not be so impressed. Worse though, because it's not original and isn't even pretending.Īlso: Using the shot in panel two for scale, assuming a vaguely normal sized human head, that grand piano is maybe 6 to 8 inches long, and the person playing it would be maybe 2 or 3 inches long, tops. That's basically just a pun - "pianist" sounds like "penis." The end. What's the point? That he went the other direction, asking for a pianist and getting a penis not the other way around? That's not the point of the Old Joke. And the problem that that leads to is the same one we had with the horrible Bill-Watterson-would-be-rolling-in-his-grave-except-that-he's-still-alive comic from last week: All it does is refer to the previous funny thing (assuming you think the piano joke is funny) without adding anything new at all to it. So we know that the point of this comic is to refer to the old "Twelve Inch Pianist" joke. That of course would make the final line, from the woman, very confusing indeed. We know that the comic is referring to the joke, because if you don't know about the joke, the logical conclusion is that he asked for a "miniature pianist" and then received a "miniature penis" which would in theory replace the current one. Now I don't know how many of you understand the context here, which is an old joke that is told more or less well on this forum post. So in addition to all that other dick joke crap, which I've written about before but not as thoroughly as I plan to soon, there are some serious problems. I asked for a million bucks, Not a million ducks.OK so here is the thing with the dick jokes: I'm just going to write a post about the general concept and list the xkcd examples, which aren't a particularly common thing but they are just so pathetic, so totally-desperate-for-humor that they seriously piss me off, to use a phrase which I realize now is a bit unfortunate in this context.
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Pretty soon, the entire bar is filled with ducks And they keep coming! The bartender turns to the man and says…… ‘Y’know, I think Your genie’s a little deaf. It is soon followed by another duck, then another. ‘I want a million bucks!’ A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar. Just! One wish~~ each person is only allowed one!’ The bartender gets real excited. Rub it.’ So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there’s a gust of smoke and a beautiful genie is standing before him…….
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He hands it to the bartender and says… ‘Here. The man responds by reaching into the paper bag. The little man sits down at the piano and starts playing a beautiful piece by Mozart! ‘Where on earth did you get that?’ says the bartender. He reaches into the bag once again and pulls out a tiny piano bench, which he places in front of the piano. He reaches back into the bag and pulls out a small piano, setting it on the counter as well. The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about One foot high and sets him on the counter.
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The bartender walks up and asks what’s in the bag. He sits down and places the bag on the counter.